The Tales of a Wandering Jewess

Simply a sassy little half Jew, with a pen in my right hand and a donut in the other, I'm dragging you along in a sea of short stories about my life.

Mike and Cain. My guys ❤️

“Who the fuck cares where you went to school or where you work? The question is: Is your everyday experience good, healthy, beautiful? Because I have to tell you, while it might be cool to work for a company like Google, Apple, or The New Yorker, if your job is stupid, stressful and your boss is an asshole, there is nothing good or prestigious about that. While it might seem right to go to a school like Berkeley, if classes are overcrowded and students are nervous, anxious, religious zealots from Orange County, are you sure you want to go there? What’s good about that? To believe in prestige is to privilege abstract, collective impression over palpable, daily experience. To which I say: fuck prestige. Do what serves your everyday vitality.”

—   Daniel Coffeen (via oldblueeyes)

(Source: liberatingreality, via eblen)

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There is literally no gif as perfect as this one

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There is literally no gif as perfect as this one

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What’s my message from HOGWARTS, dearest owl who swooped in from nowhere the moment I got out of my car?? #YouFailedYourOWLSMeg #StopUsingIllegalMagicMeg #YouHaveaDateWithSiriusBlack
Laughing hysterically on a MOUNTAIN COASTER. Random trip to Gatlinburg, TN, today.